So I misplaced my car keys today. That was stupid. I ended up missing work because I work 20 miles away and no one could give me a ride.
So here's a list of things I came up with to do when you are in this situation:
- Search like mad. Your keys are lost; you damn well better find them.
- Clean like mad. All of the unorganized piles of junk are seriously impairing your ability to find your keys. You might as well be productive.
- Make some lunch. Searching for keys on an empty stomach isn't exactly productive.
- Cry. Maybe it will make you feel better about being such an idiot.
- More cleaning. Less guilt.
- Get online. Visit forums where you have friends who can make you feel better about being such an idiot.
- Write a blog post. Because writing always make you feel better! Well, it makes me feel better...
- Watch The Guild. You didn't realize Season 5 was out since they didn't post it on their YouTube channel.
- Search again for keys. Still haven't found them... GRR! WHERE ARE THEY?
- Accept failure. Sometimes you're the dog and sometimes you're the bone that gets gnawed to death.
- Call your boss and explain that you're a moron. You really don't want him to know you're a moron, but you'd rather him know that than think you're a lazy bastard.
- Stuff yourself with pizza and mourn your sad state. There's not a whole lot of other things to do since you're stuck at home alone.
- Watch The Daily Show. That always makes you feel better.
Yes. I am an idiot, but at least I got an unexpected day off!
